Essentially what I need right now is for someone to come and lie behind me and put their hand on my back in a way that is comforting while not being overly possessive and then I’ll be able to lie and drift in and out of sleep for an hour or so and not feel like I’m going to be sick.
June 4, 2012
Why is nobody here making me coffee?
I've got a pussy magnet: Remember the MTV Movie Awards last year where we had voting teams for...
Remember the MTV Movie Awards last year where we had voting teams for the Social Network and we were so excited that Jesse and Andrew were going to the same award show and then Jesse went M.I.A. and then we all died when Andrew awkwardly stood up and then sat down even more awkwardly.
And…
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old times i miss you Jewnicorn love
My cat keeps looking at me with big sad eyes because I am ignoring her slightly while I write code.
Why did I not name her Eduardo.
I was your only cat.
You had one cat.